FPL 2025/26: 150 of the Best (and Worst) Fantasy Team Names

As the new Fantasy Premier League season kicks off, there's only one thing more important than your actual squad: your team name. Whether you're after puns, pop culture nods, or something shamelessly awful, here are 150 of the best – and worst – Fantasy Premier League team names for 2025/26.

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🎭 Player Name Puns (The Classics)

Can't get any Wirtz
Botman McGinns
Alisson Wonderland
Yes, Ndidi
Krul Intentions
Obi 1 Kenobi 0
Shaw Mee The Mané
The Konate Kid
Come Digne With Me
Sancho Unchained
Finding Timo
Lallana Del Rey
Krul Summer
Sonny And Schar
Baby Reijnders
Rice, Rice, Baby
Eze Lover
Me, Myself, Ndiaye
Do The Hartman
Calafiorication
Better Call Saúl
Absolutely Fabregas
Earth, Wind And Maguire
Snoop Udogie Dogg
Yes, We Kambwala
Estupina Colada
Agbadou-dou-dou
Cashin The Attic
Livin’ Saliba Loca
Gvardiols Of The Galaxy
No Kane, No Gain
Chiellini Con Carne
Milambo Number 5
Under My Cucurella
Onana, What’s My Name?
Hell In Lascelles
Baines On Toast
Garnachos With Cheese
Kelechi Eatin’ Nachos
Paqueta White Rice
Saka Potatoes
Rodallega Bombs
Back Of The Neto
Cancelo Culture
Give Me Some Kudus
Eat Well And Drinkwater
Aribo Tangfastics
Krafth Beer
Areola Grande
Dunk Those Busquets
Bacuna Mateta

🎶 Music & Pop Culture References

Stranger Mings
Netflix And Chilwell
Pinky And De Bruyne
Champagne Super Rovers
Backstreet Moyes
Blink-1 Eto’o
Murder On Zidane’s Floor
Gangsta’s Allardyce
Deeney In A Bottle
Krul Summer
Jenny Fer Lopez
Night At Dewsbury-Hall
Baby Got Bachmann
Don’t Go Jason Waterlow
Shoretire Fire
One Dance Danjuma
Ayew Gonna Be My Girl?
I Think We’re Alone, Howe
My Hits Don’t Lie
Chicken Tikka Mo Salah
Please Colback Later
Meet Me At Ten Hag
Sarrs On 45
If Tomori Never Comes
Mo Money, Mo Problems
Beyoncé KnowJames

🎮 Gaming & Geek Culture

Game Of Throw-ins
The Burn Identity
Thomas The Frank Engine
Dude, Where’s Micah?
Øde Toilette
Pro Evolution Saka
Titus Shambles
Inter Row Z
Wireless Rutter
Obi-Wan Bissaka
Gameweek Of Thrones
Grootful For Gvardiol
Nunez And Dragons
The Matrix Reloaded Sterling
Pep Trek: The Next Generation
The Last Of Usherman

🏟️ Clubs, Countries, and Wordplay

Expected Toulouse
Pathetico Madrid
Bayer Neverlosin’
Borussia Teeth
Real Strugglers
Imaginary Madrid
Dynamo Chicken Kiev
Bilbao Baggins
Cry Me A River Plate
Parmesan Belgrade
Sub-standard Liege
Sporting Abeergut
Al-Winthis
Inter Ya Nan
Atalanta United
Deportivo Lacka Talent
Olympique Mayonnaise
Spartak Tikka Masala
Galacticos Anonymous
Brexit Ballers
Olympiacos My Heart
Red Star Belgrape
Mönchengladbackpass

🍟 Food, Drink & Questionable Diets

Kinder Mbeumo
Palmer Violets
Beef Cherki
Parmesan Belgrade
Kelechi Eatin’ Nachos
Garnachos With Cheese
Who Ate All Depays?
Saka Potatoes
Paqueta White Rice
Chiellini Con Carne
Dunk Those Busquets
Estupina Colada
Bacuna Mateta
Eat Well And Drinkwater
Rodallega Bombs
Nacho Man Randy Savage
Saïss And Beans
Brewster’s Millions
Ham, Son & Rice

💩 The (Brilliantly) Terrible Ones

Norfolk And Chance
Fer Fuchs Ake
Groß Misconduct
Had One Tchouameni
One Size Fitz Hall
Haven’t Got A Kalou
Mate, You’re Puncheon!
Pain In Dias
Hell In Lascelles
Old Havertz Kai Hard
Ayew Shaw?
Hardly Athletic
Wirtz Nightmare
Titus Shambles
Nobody Escapes Alcaraz
Back Of The Neto
Find Some Schade
The Bijol and End All
Victor Moses Lawn
Can’t Get Any Wirtz
Wirtz Case Scenario
Make The Wirtz Decision
Bowen 747
YOLO Toure
Smells Like Team Spirit

✅ Final Thoughts

Picking your team name isn’t just about puns — it's about pride, personality, and psychological warfare. Whether you're entering your mates’ mini-league, or just trying to make the FPL admin laugh, one thing’s for sure: there’s no such thing as too much wordplay.

And if all else fails? Just go with “Can’t Get Any Wirtz” – it’s a winner.